1. Even royals can’t get everything
William and Kate are expecting a 3rd child. The child will be 5th in line to the throne, and last in line for the bathroom in the morning.
— 22Minutes (@22_Minutes) September 4, 2017
Don’t miss these other 27 funny parenting tweets even non-royals can relate to.
2. A wife can only wish
Me: Prince William and Kate are having another baby.
Me: Maybe we should, too.
Wife: Become a prince and we’ll talk.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2017
If you’re trying for a baby of your own, don’t miss these things ob-gyns want you to know about getting pregnant.
3. Don’t make us pick favorites
why would kate middleton announce she’s pregnant again on Beyoncé’s birthday? pretty rude if u ask me
— sam (@samswannell) September 4, 2017
Not to outdo Beyoncé again, but we found out why Queen Elizabeth II actually has two birthdays.
4. Can you hear us squealing?
William and Kate are having another baby pic.twitter.com/u6KMviOfyJ
— Courtney Schultz (@cschulPR) September 4, 2017
Don’t miss these thoughts that are totally normal when you find out you’re pregnant.
5. Will and Kate have their work cut out
Remember, under UK Law, Will and Kate are required to have one #RoyalBaby for each and every Fast & Furious film produced.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 4, 2017
If Fast & Furious isn’t your thing, check out this list of the 100+ funniest movies ever.
6. No complaints about more royal babies
swear kate middleton has literally been pregnant for four years straight
— harvey (@harvey__daniel) September 4, 2017
No, you can’t stay pregnant for four years, and you shouldn’t believe these other (more common) myths about pregnancy either.
7. Cannot contain our excitement
Me waking up to the news that Kate Middleton is pregnant again!! pic.twitter.com/HH1sZAMLHH
— Caffeinatedgirlb (@caffeinegirlb) September 4, 2017
We’re hoping to pass these natural remedies for morning sickness along to the Duchess of Cambridge.
8. Is Ellen ever NOT hilarious?
I’M GONNA BE AN AUNT! Or a Godmother. Or whatever my cousin Kate Middleton wants me to be. Congratulations you two.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 4, 2017
Sorry, Ellen, but we’ve already explained the whole British royal family tree in this easy chart.
9. Possible baby name possibilities
ROYAL BABY: RESURRECTION #royalbaby
— THE DUKE OF SURREY (@samwrite) September 4, 2017
When they start picking names, William and Kate should check out these cool new baby names that are going to be very popular.
10. No joke though
Hey Princess Kate, since you’re about to be in maternity wear again, send me all your hand me down dresses? #royalbaby
— Angelica Spanos (@AngelicaSpanos) September 4, 2017
A maternity wardrobe is only the beginning—don’t miss these beauty changes you can expect when you’re pregnant.
11. William, we found some dad joke inspiration
It’s upsetting that throughout any of her pregnancies no-one went with my suggestion of KIDdleton for casual headline nicknaming #royalbaby
— Philippa Warr (@philippawarr) September 4, 2017
Don’t miss these other dad jokes that are funnier than they should be.